两个g的加速度

1)
Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time? Being so...stifled by this dread of doing the wrong thing? Of saying to someone "Are you married?" and hearing "My wife left me this morning"? Or saying..."Do you have children?" and being told they all burned to death on Wednesday? You see, Wanda, we're all...terrified of embarrassment. That's why we're so... dead. Most of my friends are dead. You know, we have these piles of corpses to dinner. But you're alive, God bless you. And I wanna be. I'm so fed up with all this! I wanna make love with you, Wanda. I'm a good lover. At least...used to be, back in the early 14th century. Can we go to bed?

2)
-Are you totally deranged?
-You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant-twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead asshole!
-How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
-You're the vulgarian, you fuck! Now apologise!
-What? Me to you?
-Apologise.
-All right, all right. I apologise.
-You're really sorry?
-I'm really really sorry. I apologise unreservedly.
-You take it back?
-I do. I offer a complete retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice. I deeply regret any distress my comments may have caused you or your family. And I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

3)
-Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
-Apes don't read philosophy.
-Yes, they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself.The London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes. I looked 'em up.