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徐兴业--金瓯缺

东京人引以自豪的见多识广特别表现在他们对战争的无知上——在抽象领域中自命为最渊博的人，在实际生活中往往最无知。东京人夸耀他们在市场上看见过的各种 加工装饰的武器甲马，他们看见过挎刀带剑的军官们在城门口进进出出，还有，他们在官家的卤簿(注：官家的仪仗队）中见识过连人带马都披上铠甲的所谓“具装 甲骑”，据说合天下都没有这样精锐的骑兵部队，他们还在“讲史”场中听到说话人讲“三分”，讲“残唐五代”有关的战争故事。这些就是他们对于战争的全部知 识了。东京的上层人物和绝大多数的中层居民并不真正明白。或者是不想认真弄明白战争究竟是什么。他们既没有从积极的方面来理解它，为它作出精神和物质上的 准备，也没有从消极的方面想过它可能给他们带来什么、或将迫使他们改变什么？他们对于传闻得来的战争的消息，第一个敏捷的反应就是把它当作一件新鲜玩意 儿，当作一个最新加添出来的娱乐节目，当作一种掺和在日常生活中醇冽可口的美酒嘉酿。总之，轻飘飘的东京人不可能持有与战争相适应的刚毅沉着的观念。如果 说，他们中间也有少数人想得远些，想到战争不一定是那么轻松愉快，可能有一天会像个不速之客那样挑一担愁苦的礼物，登门前来拜访他们，那么它仍然也是遥远 的事情。从现在开始到战争爆发，时间上还有几个月的余裕，从东京到前线，空间上还有一千多里地的距离，何必过早地、过逞地就为它操起心来？东京人对于时 间、空间的概念，一向采取现实的态度，只限于此时和此地。

Actual Sports Comments Made On The Air

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria, I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" -- Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." -- New Zealand rugby commentator

"This is a really lovely horse. I once rode her mother." -- Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." -- Winston Bennett

"The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you also need white players to balance things up and give the team some brains and common sense." -- Crystal Palace chairman Ron Noades, speaking in 1991)

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." -- Murray Walker - FI racing commentator

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." -- Greg Norman

"Sure, there have been deaths in boxing but none of them serious." -- Alan Minter

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." -- Terry Venables

"I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." -- Ron Atkinson

"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." -- Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." -- Metro Radio

"One of the reasons Arnie is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. ... Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" -- US PGA commentator

　后来团城山开发区公安分局知道这个信息（大泉路是开发区分局的辖区），也经常去抓；抓得人多了，收获就越来越少了。因为黄石的有车单位或者说爱开车出来做爱的人都几乎被这样抓过了，所以我在肖铺乡派出所里的时候，和同事们去大泉路的收获并不大，大概去五次才能捉一对回来罚款。在我记忆中，我抓到过一次政协领导的司机跟领导儿媳在车内通奸的事，由此可见，领导公车私用带来的问题有可能是：司机与领导家人不是一家亲如一家。

----吴幼明 警察回忆录